AND... THEY'RE OFF... THE REPUBLITHIEVES STUMBLE OUTA THE STARTING GATE!

Help, the Pachyderms are poopin' on us!

Kentucky Derby Song becuz there ain't no

Iowa Derby Song!

AND HERE WE ARE SPORTS FANS, THE 54^TH QUADRENNIAL RUN FOR THE ROSE GARDEN! We begin this year’s quest for the magic 270 Electoral College grand prize earlier than ever, in January in a place called Iowa. Iowa has a grand total of 7 Electoral votes to deliver in November and an equivalent number of delegates to offer to the Party Conventions, is irrelevant but relevant because the mainstream media makes it so.

All the Republithief candidates carry extra baggage which could hurt them

in a general election. Poor horseys.

:'(

The mainstream media has even taken to calling this year’s Republican phenomenon a primary (singular) rather than primaries (plural)! The notion that some states and voters should have more clout than others, simply by having early primaries is an example of the absurdity that is the American Presidential election system now! So after Iowa we have teensy, tiny New Hampshire being a kingmaker!

Bought and Sold!

The current U.S. Supreme Court!

And this year we have the very first Presidential election under the new Robert’s Rules of Order; in the Citizen’s United case the Roberts’ US Supreme Court granted carte blanche to corporations to advertise and pump the candidacies of Republithief Prez contenders (the primary beneficiaries of corporate donations)! Oh boy. NEW RULES! HOW EXCITING.

The theft of the 2000 election gave us Dubya, Cheney,

Iraq, Afghanistan, 9/11, the Great Recession, the mortgage meltdown

and more!

And let’s not forget that it was only two Presidential elections ago when Vice President Al Gore won the popular vote in the 2000 Prez ‘contest’, but George Dubya Bush’s brother’s state of Florida (Jeb Bush was Guv of that state at the time) that the Presidency was given to the losing candidate through NEPOTISM! That election was actually stolen by the thinnest possible margin: one vote; a party-line 5 to 4 vote on the US Supreme Court gave us Dubya, Cheney, Iraq, 9/11, Afghanistan, the Great Recession and more!

The 2012 Republithief/Tea Party "Field" of

"Presidential Candidates."

Really?

AND…. THEY’RE OFF! [WAY OFF!].  On the inside rail you have Willard Romney, aka “Mitt” coming up steady at 20%, no charisma, no style and no speed. Coming up the middle you have Ron Paul [an ideologue who doesn’t comprehend the definition of ideology]. And crowded way over on the right is Newt Gingrich [thrice divorced and bounced by his own party as speaker]; Michelle Bachman [the twisted pretzel candidate who hasn’t left the gate yet]; Rick Santorum and Jon Huntsman [Rick and Jon who???]! As they leave the gate they are stumbling over each other, they are jockeying for position! They’re in it for ego not principle! As they round the first curve it’s…..

Doesn’t matter, because we have an awesome incumbent named Barack Obama who will lead us despite the attempts of the Tea Party, the Republithief one percenters, the Roberts’ Supreme Court,  the BP’s, Exxon’s, Citicorps and JP Morgans; YES WE CAN AND YES WE WILL RE-ELECT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BARACK OBAMA!

For all these reasons and more we continue to unreservedly endorse the re-election of our awesome incumbent President Barack Obama. The hit parade of Obama accomplishments in just 33 months in office:

1-A) [Sorry the top ten list of accomplishments keeps getting bigger and bigger] Ending the reign of terror that was Muammar Qadaffi without the loss of a single U.S. troop.

1) Ending the reign of terror that was Osama Bin Laden.

2) Ending Don't Ask Don't Tell- The official Defense Department policy of legal discrimination against gay and lesbian heroes.

3) Negotiating and passing through the U.S. Senate the START treaty with Russia.

4) Passage of the highly successful $700 billion TARP bill.

5) Passage of the first-step Health Care Reform Act of 2010.

6) Removing 100,000 of our bravest and best from harm's way in Iraq and an end to the Cheney Administration-sponsored US aggression by December of this year.

7) Getting a $20 billion down payment from BP before the spill was even over.

8) Intimidating Tony "Wayward" Hayward into resigning as the immoral head of BP, taking a demotion and hiding out in Putin's Russia to avert prosecution by Attorney General Eric Holder.

9) Naming 2 women in a row to the U.S. Supreme court with brains.

10) Having a brain himself as President, post-George Dubya Bush.

11) Getting a debt ceiling bill passed despite the efforts of the reactionary ‘worst-ever’ U.S. Congress and the most incompetent U.S. House Speaker Tanman Boehner to stymie his every effort.

AND THE WINNING LINK TO DEFEAT THE LIKES OF PRETZEL CANDIDATE BACHMANN, WHICH-WAY-DO-I-TURN CANDIDATE ROMNEY, YET-ANOTHER-STUPID-TEXAS-GOVERNOR LIKE DUBYA BUSH EXCEPT PRO-SECESSION AND RENEWED CIVIL WAR ADVOCATE RICK PERRY OR BILLIONAIRE BILLIARD BALL PSEUDO-CANDIDATE HERMAN CAIN; AND TO RE-ELECT A GREAT GUY WITH REAL FAMILY VALUES IS:
barackobama.com