Angel Orange in battle with Red Dot!
War? What IS it good for? Yuckipoo! Bruce Springsteen sings it good!
Guess what?
It’s me again. Lisa! Uncle UL is letting me use his page again to tell an
amazin’ story about Uncle UL’s kitties, Angel Orange and Bluebelle the
WonderCat. You’re just not gonna believe what happened!
Uncle UL
has two beautiful kitties; Angel Orange is like a big orange fluffball. Even
her eyes are orange, and her hair is super-long and super-soft. She’s a lap cat,
and loves to sit in my lap whenever I go to see Uncle UL! She’s cute as can be!
And beautiful? Wow! She’s like a walking…. a walking…. Hmmm… Who was that guy—the
one who painted such pretty pictures and chopped his ear off cuz his girlfriend
broke up with him? VINCENT! That’s who!
Angel is like a walking Vincent painting, she’s so beautiful.
And
Bluebelle is all gray and cute as all get-go! Uncle UL sez he calls her a
WonderCat cuz my other uncle found her in a wishing well in someone’s backyard.
Her mother and father were wild cats, feral they’re called. So the fact that
Bluebelle was found and saved is a Wonder! AND Bluebelle is also VERY curious,
so that’s another reason he calls her a WonderCat. Uncle UL sez he calls Angel ‘Angel Orange’
after a horrible chemical that the American government used as a weapon in
Vietnam a bunch ‘o years ago called ‘Agent Orange.’ Uncle UL sez Agent Orange
not only killed tons of jungle and poisoned people in Vietnam, Laos AND
Cambodia, but it also poisoned our own soldiers! Yuckipoo! I DESPISE wars! Why anybody would
wanna go killin’ people and torturing’ an’ (Uncle UL sez I can write this) even
rape and burn people! OMG! So he sez that because she’s orange and just like an
angel, so beautiful—that he thought that the super-sharp difference between a
work of God’s art like Angel Orange and the horrible nightmare of Agent Orange
was a good reminder to always do everything he can every day to end war. I
think that’s a really good idear. Don’t tell him I said this, but Uncle UL
comes up with some perty good idears, and has a lot ‘o opinions I really,
really like! But ifya tell him it’ll probly go to his head. So shhhhhh on that
one. OK??
So anyhow,
whenever I go see Uncle UL I always like to play with Angel and Bluebelle. I
play with them with a little fishing pole-like toy that has a mouse on the end
of a string. They love that. That’s Bluebelle’s favorite! I always like to play
“Red Dot” with ‘em too! That’s a little tiny red light that comes outa a little
flashlight shaped like a mouse. It drives Bluebelle and Angel Orange
curaaaazzzzyyyyy!!! Teehehehe! There’s pictures of ‘em goin’ at it on this page
ifya looky there! THAT toy is Angel’s favorite and she’s always a lot better at
it than Bluebelle and just luvs it!
I went over
to Uncle UL’s about a week or so ago, and started playin’ Red Dot with both
kitties and they were havin’ a blast! Uncle UL started takin’ pictures to show ‘em
playin’ with Red Dot! He even took a picture of the toy so you’s can see that
picture on this page, too, ifya looky see!
Now this
time it all changed all of a sudden. It’s almost unbelievable what happened
next! I wuz holdin’ the Red Dot steady between Angel and Bluebelle, and there
was a standoff goin’ on. I always think that’s funny when I do that. But this
time I did it for a REAL long time. All of a sudden the Red Dot started to
shimmer and shiver all by itself without me movin’ it AT ALL!!! Ya wanna talk
about creepy! Boy, did that sure give me the willies and then some! Phew!
It’s the
next thing that happened that wuz amazin’ as all get-go for sure! That Red Dot
went and split into two dots without me doin’ ANYTHING! I mean it! Cross my
heart! And then each new Red Dot moved over, one towards Bluebelle and the
other towards Angel! And you’ll never guess what happened next! Those two Red
Dots went onto Bluebelle and Angel’s chests and WENT RIGHT INTO THEIR HEARTS!!!
Then Bluebelle and Angel did sumthin’ neither Uncle UL or me ever saw ‘em do
before. Both of ‘em rubbed up against each other like they do my own ankles
when I’m givin’ ‘em tuna and then went and laid down totally EXHAUSTED!!
I tried and
tried to get that Red Dot to work, but it wouldn’t work anymore. Uncle UL got
another Red Dot toy out that he had, and tried it with Bluebelle and she just
sorta petted it with her paw, and so did Angel. In fact they both looked like
they LUVVED THE RED DOT NOW!!! And both Uncle UL and I think they do. He sez
that ever since that night both of ‘em have been treating Red Dot exactly the
same.
Now here’s
what I’m figgerin’ happened. Believe you me, Bluebelle and Angel are chock full
‘o luv. You never saw two ‘o ennythin’ that’s more full ‘o luv. In fact Uncle
UL sez that he really thinks that really is ALL they are—is just LUV!!! I think
he’s right. So what I figger is that until I stopped the Red Dot for a REAL
long time from goin’ crazy around the room and chasin’ them and vicey versie,
everthing changed. Uncle UL agrees with me on this, and he’s perty good on this
sorta thing. I told Uncle UL that until the Red Dot stopped for like 5 whole
minutes without movin’ around, they weren’t worried that the Red Dot was mean
and wanted to hurt one of the people in Uncle UL’s fambly (UL, Bluebelle and
Angel). Becuz they are PURE luv, they were tryin’ to get Red Dot imaginin’ that
Red Dot was out to get everbody in the house! OMG! They were SCARED ‘o Red Dot
and Angel wuz worried for NO reason that Red Dot wanted to hurt Uncle UL,
Bluebelle and her. And so did BLUEBELLE! Wow! Once I held Red Dot still that
night, both Bluebelle and Angel had time to see that Red Dot didn’t want to
hurt ‘em or me or Uncle UL at all, and once they knew that, then they could not
only let Red Dot do whatever it wanted without chasin’ it anymore and tryin’ to
wipe Red Dot out, they could LET RED DOT INTO THEIR HEARTS AND LUV THE RED DOT!!!!!!!!
YIPPEEE!!! THE RED DOT WARS WERE OVER AND NOW THEY ARE BOTH HAPPIER AND AT PEACE! Their enemy was all in
their imagination! And Uncle UL feels so bad that he was playin’ Red Dot for so
long with ‘em and didn’t figger all that out! Phew! It’s not his fault! He didn’t
know, it’s just that when I stopped it for a real long time Bluebelle and Angel
were able to let LUV BRING PEACE.
Sumbuddy at Rolling Stone got it ALL WRONG!
This is NOT the 362nd BEST song, it's THE best.
That John Lennon sure was smart!
ALL YA NEED IS LUV!!!!
Uncle UL
and I both agree now that the only way to have real peace of enny kind is
LUVVIN’ whoever it is you think you’re mad at, scared of, or who’s differnt
than you are! So ifya get mad at somebody or sumthin’ like that, just LUV ‘em!
Uncle UL sez that ifya believe somethin’ a WHOLE lot, then that’s called a
conviction. This here is my conviction so I’m gonna write this here now in bold
letters cuz I think our politishuns and Generals need to hear this! All the countries in the world need to
wise up and use LUV not killin’ to make everbody get what they want ‘n need!
That espeshally includes the UNITED STATES ‘O AMERICA for sure! I DO luv all
you guys and women who run countries ‘n armies ‘n stuff, but for God’s sake and
mine please finally unnerstand just one thing and one thing only—LOVE IS ALLYA
NEED! ! ! ! !
THE END!
JUST FOR NOW! I’LL BE BACK.
UNTIL THEN LET’S
HUG, ‘N HUG, ‘N HUG!
BYE!
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