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Tuesday, March 4, 2014

‘THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!! KINDERGARTEN RHETORIC OVER UKRAINE BY PRESIDENTS!!!

The ever
Sadd, never gladd
man from Vladd -
imir Putin
and our own Barack Obama
John Lennon
along with a backup band of his
oddly named The Beatles
had it right.
NO MORE WAR!
Love IS All We Need, sirs.
 
 Vladimir Putin: “reserves the right to use all means at our disposal to protect” Russian speakers in the country’s south and east if they are in danger. “I want you to understand me clearly. If we make such a decision, it will only be for the protection of Ukrainian citizens.”

Hey Vladd! How come you have
your shirt on?! I don't think I like this!
 
Arsen Avakov, Ukraine’s new interior minister: “What is happening can be called an armed invasion and occupation. In violation of all international treaties and norms. This is a direct provocation for armed bloodshed in the territory of a sovereign state.”


Ukraine’s interim president, Oleksandr Turchynov [to Putin]: You’re “trying to provoke an armed conflict.”
Barack Obama: “Any violation of Ukraine’s sovereignty and territorial integrity would be deeply destabilizing, which is not in the interests of Ukraine, Russia or Europe.”
 
Barack Obama [yes, again, sigh...]: I am “deeply concerned by reports of military movements” and he says that there “will be costs for any military intervention.”
 
Ah! There we go.
The world's a safer place when you're swimming.


 


Putin:  Your people, Barack, have interfered in Ukraine “from across the pond in America as if they were sitting in a laboratory and running experiments on rats, without any understanding of the consequences.” “All threats against Russia are counterproductive and harmful,” blathered Putin, adding that Russia was ready to host the G-8 but Western leaders who did not want to attend “don’t need to.”
 
 
At this point the former KGBer and long too long Russian President/former Prime Minister [who, as you may recall, after an hour talking to him through Russian language interpreters, George Dubya Bush gazed into Putin’s eyes in a press conference proclaiming him a “friend” and somebody he could “trust”--I suppose he could be forgiven since his second in command, Cheney, was NOT a friend to anybody] might as well have added--after telling Mr. Obama “across the pond” that he was still going to stay in the G8 despite threats, and that our president “don’t need to” come to the summit he was hosting--”Nyah nah nah nah nahhhh!!!”
 
But it is our Democratic President Obama who is now talking about “costs” after getting in big trouble almost exactly two years ago talking testosterone-driven junk about “red lines” at Syria’s Basher, Bashir Assad. Lest you’ve forgotten here’s my best transcript of President Obama’s threat of the day:
 
 
Barack, sir,
THIS is a what a red line looks like.
 
“I have not at this point ordered military engagement in this situation. But the point about chemical and biological weapons is critical. It's a critical issue that doesn't just concerned Syria, it concerns close allies in the region including Israel and concerns us. We cannot have a situation where chemical or biological weapons are falling into the hands of the wrong people. We’ve been clear not only to the... Assad regime, but to other players on the ground that is a red line for us. If we see a whole bunch of chemical weapons moving around or being utilized. That would change my whole calculus. That would change my equation.”
 
This red line nonsense has haunted Mr. Obama ever since he uttered them in off-the-cuff White House comments, and he has too much testosterone to say I’m sorry. Instead he gave the man from Vladd, the never gladd, KGB operative turned “statesman” Putin the chance to look good by twisting his nearby friend’s ( Basher Bashir Assad) arm into handing over a ridiculously huge stockpile of chemical weapons to the UN.
 
Here’s a simple map forya, President Obama. As you can plainly see, Russia shares a huge border with Ukraine. They also are just a few hundred land miles from Syria. Despite our bloated Army, Navy, Air Force and all the Marines we could muster sir, we have to face that fact that Putin could send ground forces to both places without any of his troops getting their feet wet. In other words he has a strategic advantage. These places are REALLY close to Russia and they could walk to wars in both places should they choose. We have the Atlantic, all of Europe AND the Mediterranean between us and them, sir, regardless of what the missile-envy uniformed brass are tellingya. They have an entire Military Industrial Complex to feed. So stop the idiotic rhetoric, sir, please.
 

 
While Putin calls our President and his staff a bunch of “rats,” essentially, President Obama still hasn’t learned his lesson. THE LESSON HERE FOR ALL INVOLVED--THE NEW UKRAINIAN LEADERSHIP, OUR PRESIDENT. THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT AND THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE--WE ARE NOT IN KINDERGARTEN. WAR SUCKS. THREATENING WAR OR SILLY SANCTIONS, SUCH AS BOOTING RUSSIA FROM THE G8, ARE NOT ONLY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE , BUT MAY RESULT IN THE RAPING OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN, AND THE TORTURE AND SLAUGHTERING THAT WAR REALLY IS. OUR MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL-COMPLEX NEEDS NO MORE FEEDING. PLEASE LET EVERYBODY IN THE REGION WHO DARES TO CALL THEMSELVES HEADS OF 'STATE’ TO GROW UP!!! PEACE MUST WIN. ANOTHER WAR IN EUROPE WOULD BE ABSURD. GET THE TESTOSTERONE OUT OF YOUR RHETORIC. END DRONE STRIKES AND ASSAULTS IN ANY SOVEREIGN NATION BY ANY OTHER NATION NOW!!! PEACE, PLEEEEEZE.

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