The Original Oscar Mayer Wiener Commercial From 1965
Mickey Mouse Was Inspired To Sing About Wieners As Well!
Sorry Congressman. Anthony Weiner Made To Look Like A Hot Dog
He Really Is A Great Congressman, Let's Just Get It Together Mr. Weiner!
I was online on Facebook.com and ran into an acquaintance
we'll call Jane Doe from West Virginia, and her daughter, 'Janetta Johnson' and cousin
'Joan Smith' joined in the thread. I'd never met the daughter or cousin before
and really hardly know Jane at all. I broke the news about
Congressman Anthony Weiner's recent misfortune
in having a photo of his lap Tweeted
involuntarily to a young woman.
Mr. Weiner has handled the PR aspects
poorly to say the least,
and we're ordinarily
big Weiner fans
even though
shooting
for
vegan
one
day.
This
is
our
thread:
Steve Alexander: My guess is that your gremlin is actually symbolic of a
Jane Doe: Symbolic of??
Steve Alexander @Jane Doe: My guess is that your gremlin is actually symbolic of a "skeleton in your closet." And because your skeleton prefers light and not dark, you have no secrets to hide and are a wonderful person. ♥ :)
Steve Alexander: Missent, sorry. Lol
Steve Alexander And you are kind enuff to care even about a gremlin living in your closet by keeping the light on for him. :)
Joan Smith: no she is NOT..do NOT let her fool ya !!!! hahahah
Steve Alexander: @Joan: Lol! :D
Joan: hehehe...
Joan :-).....but I wuuuuuv u cuz !!!!!
Steve Alexander: shehehehehahahahalolOLOLOL!
Steve Alexander: ;oD
Joan: she will get me now..LOL
Joan: but thats ok..cause I aint SKEERT...
I'm pretty 'skeert' of missiles, they're kinda like phallic symbols for the uniformed brass, weiners, really.
Steve Alexander: On the other hand it could mean the gremlin is fungus-based, and the light in her closet is a grow light and she's cultivating gremlins for the rest of us. Beware of Jane's Gremlins!
Joan: yeah..now that's more like the truth..!!! LOL
Steve Alexander: I 'like' u Joan Smith and I 'like' the laugh on your profile pic. U have a friend request coming. Lol!
Joan: aww..thank ya..
Steve Alexander: Lol dudette!
Steve Alexander: What ever happened to Jane, this is her dream we're interpreting, right???
Steve Alexander: Friend request sent, Joan. :)
Joan: accepted....ahh she sees shiny things and just wanders off on us all the time..hahhaha
Jane apparently took a break to look at something shiny like this penny with real Republican Abe on it.
Steve Alexander: Shiny things. Are they really there, or does she just 'see' them?
Joan: oh shoot..she just "sees" em !!
Steve Alexander: Joan: u have a wall post.
Joan: kk
Steve Alexander: Wait till she gets bored with this shiny object and comes here to see this thread. lol
Jane: lol you guys are silly
Joan: oops
Joan: hahahaha
Steve Alexander: And here is the Gremlin manufacturer
Jane dreamt that she kept the lights on for a Gremlin in her closet.
Did she mean an American Motors Gremlin
or a mythical Monster???
Joan: it was him... not me..hehehe
Jane: thats funny steve lol
Joan: didnt do nuffin !!!!
Jane: Joan, im gonna get you!!!
Joan: oooohhhhh
Steve Alexander: Joan won't tell me her dream, Jane, make her do it, please. I need to interpret another one.
Joan: well ya know where I live......
Joan: you dont wanna do mine...trust me !!!!
Joan: I wont even do mine !!
Jane: come on Joan, I was brave enough to tell mine
Joan: nuh huh !!!! nope
Jane: let him hear your dream.....now I will be known as the gremlin manufacturer lol
Joan: nope nope not happening..hahhaaha
You should really take the time to click on this photo, this is a good looking wiener, it'll really
plump up if you click on it!
They have many names including, but not limited to:
Hot dogs, Tube steaks, Frankfurters and more!
Jane: steve make her!!! lol
Joan: lol
Jane: give us a hint cuz
Joan: aint happening...give it up cuz....
Jane: grrrrrrr
Jane: steve just left us.....I guess he gave up lol
Joan: lol
Joan: figures...
Jane: oh well
Joan: yup.....hahahaha
Steve Alexander No, I was busy posting on Joan's wall!
Joan: uh oh !!! hahaha
Steve Alexander I didn't leave at all. I identified meself to my new friend. :-)
Joan: :-) and that wud be mememememem
Jane: lol ok steve
Steve Alexander: OK Joan. U obviously hava dream. WHAT IZIT!!!??????
Joan: aint saying..not happenng..nope..nadda..give it up ..HAHAHAH
Joan: wait..I do !!!!!
Steve Alexander: I'll tellya mine if you tell me yours.
Steve Alexander: I can't freakin' wait.
Steve Alexander: its about time.
Steve Alexander: phew.
Steve Alexander: patience, steve, patience.
Joan: I am dreaming about getting my ice maker unfrozen so it will go back to giving me that incredible cold stuff we commonly refer to and NEED in this heat called ICE !!!!!
Joan: LMAO
Steve Alexander: hmmm..... let me see...
The Hot Dog Song by The Arrogant Worms
Steve Alexander It means someone isn't as frigid as she wants to be.
Joan: hahahahah...it means my dang fridge stopped spewing forth ice...!!!!
Jane: lol thats funny
Jane: glad you guys are having fun outta my dream lo
Steve Alexander: Heres mine: I dream of world peace, harmony and a world of joy.
Steve Alexander: Interpretation: I fantasize about being Sarah Palin as a beauty queen contestant.
Joan: but that is a non sleeping dream steve.
Jane: LMAO STEVE!!! LOL
Janetta Johnson: lol mom you have the funniest dreams
Steve Alexander: It sure as heck is, cuz I ain't no beauty queen.
Joan: she is a strange one Janetta...
Janetta: did u tell joan bout the one humberto had where he was standing on top of a pyramid and a bunch of naked girls was throwing pickles at him hahahaha
Joan: always has been....hahahah
Jane: ya I know I do.....lol sometimes you could make movies outta my dreams
Janetta: haha u dont have to tell me i already know haha
Joan: omg....lmao !!!
Jane: no I didnt tell her that one.....but it was funny as hell lol
Joan: now I cud shred that one to pieces !!!
Steve Alexander Humberto's dream... hmmmm....
Jane: he woke up craving pickles lol
Janetta: omg haha
Steve Alexander: If it wasn't a dream can I get Humberto's phone number, I could use his social skills
Joan: roflmao
Steve Alexander: But if a dream, he's obviously got great aspirations.
Janetta: lol, i would be craving pickles if a bunch of naked men were throwing them at me in my dream hahahahaha
Joan: you guys are crazy
Joan: LMAO Janetta !!!!!
Jane: hahaaa janetta
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Joan: BE NICE MOMMY IS HERE !!!!!
Janetta: haha wouldnt u
Janetta: lol oops
Jane: I am not sure about his great aspirations steve lol
Steve Alexander: Janetta, now u 2 have earned a friend request. LMAO! what a fam! omg!
Janetta: haha arent we the greatest
Jane: ya the pickles have to be symbolic for something.
Joan: oh Steve...no clue dude..no clue !!!
Janetta: hmmm wonder wat that would be haha
Steve Alexander: please all of you check out the website and the article i just posted on Jane's wall.
Joan: lemme think....
Joan: hmmm
Joan: maybe he is secretly wanting a tranny hahahaha
Janetta: girls throwing pickles hahahaha
Congressman Weiner has no endorsement contract with either Hummels or Oscar Mayer to our knowlege.
Steve Alexander: the pickles are symbolic of congressman anthony weiner and the girls are republicans.
Janetta: haha
Jane: oh my goodness steve
Jane: lol I will be sure to tell him lol
Jane: ya steve we are family....Janetta is my daughter and Joan is out cuz
Joan: out cuz..???
Jane: you should see us together
Joan: wth is an out cuz
Jane: sorry I mean OUR cuz hit the wrong button
Janetta: our* lol
Steve Alexander: Have you heard about Weinergate? Congressman Anthony Weiner had a lap shot tweeted in his name. I renamed the phenomenon Tweety 'Bird' Gate just this morning.
Jane: lol
Steve Alexander: Wrong button? That's what Anthony Weiner is claiming.
Jane: steve I think you are overly intelligent for this family lol
Joan: well Blondie...YOU can speak for YOURSELF there gal...LOL
Jane: who the hell is Anthony Weiner lol
Jane: nevermind I don't wanna know lol
Steve Alexander: If you think I'm over intelligent, you're family is delusional.
Jessica Dodson: i was wondering the same thing haha
Joan: I rest my case.....:(
Joan: Steve...we already know that !!!!!
Joan: geez tell us something new !!!!!
Jane: We just translate out intelligence in other ways lol
Janetta: lol like thru dreams lol lol
Joan: there ya go Jane !!!
Steve Alexander: Look up on the thread: Its a true news story this week, a congressman named Weiner had a compromising photo of his ____ tweeted in his name and he's not saying if it's his _____ ornot.
Steve Alexander: Too rich for us comic writers.
Janetta: o gosh
Jane: lol I will check it out
Jane: gotta see that weiner lol
Janetta: jeeze mom
Steve Alexander: Ill link a legit news story on it to ya. [I forwarded the NY Times account of the Weiner wiener mess at this point]
Jane: gotta see if it meets my expectations lol
Joan: oh lordie Jane...dont make me come over there...
Steve Alexander: OK, the links are on your walls. :)
Steve Alexander: The Weiner Links that is! LOL
Jane: the Andrew weiner link lol
Steve Alexander: later. had fun.
Joan: OMG winer head is on Cnn right now ..hahahahahaha
Joan: that is NOT my weiner !!!!!
Jane: hahaaaa I seen the weiner head lol
Joan: another version of the Maury show....LOL
Joan: REALLY? HE IS ON CNN
Jane: HAHAAA I SEE IT. I TURNED IT ON CNN
Joan: yeah they just showed it where he denied it was HIS weiner..but he dont know if its really HIS weiner..!!!!!
Joan: oh geez what is this place coming to...??????lmao !!!!
Joan: nice talking to ya Steve....!!! have a good day !!!
Jane: this conversation went from gremlins to weiners lol
Joan: wow...that is somewhat SCARY.....
Joan: Steve...
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Jane: it just goes to show what us americans are capable of and where our minds go lol
Joan: wud it be tacty to get me an autograpgh from Paula....luv me some Poundstone !!!!
Joan: tacky***
Jane: lol ok Im gonna go this time for real and do some homework
Joan: thats really scary Jane..hahhahahahahaha
Jane: love ya cuz and nice chatting with you steve
Joan: luv ya back kiddo....♥
Steve Alexander Just reporting the facts forya ma'ams. Remember its' not Weinergate, its Tweety 'Bird' Gate and ya heard that here first from Unabashed Left and my website is unabashedleft.blogspot.com.
Joan: I mean come on...
Steve Alexander: Tacky, maybe, will I get one forya, sure, next time I see her. I'm interviewing her by phone but plan to see her in NJ on the 24th. Sure.
Joan: Weinergate MUST be the greatest thing in the news right now...
Joan: oooh cool...I thank ya very much..:)
Steve Alexander: And that sure was a tacky plug for my page.
Joan: hey ...it worked !!! LOL
Steve Alexander: Weiner is helping the Dems. Mitt Romney just announced his candidacy for the Presidency of the United States of America, and the Producers at CNN are covering Anthony's wiener. LOL
Joan: LOL
Steve Alexander: Mitt announced less than a half hour ago and CNN has wall-to-wall coverage of the Oscar Meyer Congressman.
Joan: hey...ya GOTTA love America !!!!!
Steve Alexander: At least Weiners are symbolic of safe-sex. Most of them wear protection.
Steve Alexander I don't like skinless Hummels.
Joan: lmao !!!!!
Joan: ok all...peace out !!!!
Steve Alexander: u guys are awesome, and this thread may be published today. sorry. I'll keep you all anonymous. :D
Steve Alexander: hafta doit. it's hysterical. :D
Steve Alexander: ;o)
Joan: haHAHAHAH
Jane: Thank ya steve, chat with ya later
Joan: I have been youtubed b4...lol..nuttin new..!!! and girks...dont even !!!!
Steve Alexander: I'll sendya a copy of the final product. ;o)
Steve Alexander: girks? gherkins? pickles? Earl? Hot Dogs? Anthony? Weiners? Ths summary of Jane Doe's dream thread. In the 'NUT'shell. :o)
Joan: girks....= girls+dorks=girks....
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My only comment is thanks to the good sports in West Virginia who played Weinergate with me today and gave me the chance to laugh harder on a story than I ever have before. The end. This FB thread actually occurred and is reproduced verbatim (minus a coupla family housekeeping comments) and happened immediately following Mitt Romney's big Presidential announcement! OMG! What a story! :) Peace everbody! And in case you're wondering, Lisa's doing fine! <3
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