Allegedly 'born' the first time, Huck-A-Bee actually emerged in some manner on the planet at the end of the summer of 1955 for some unknown reason. He sez he's been born a second time. OK. We'll just skip past that. He got himself ordained somehow and went into TV evangelism then politics (surprise, surprise). Served as Arkansas Guv post-Bill Clinton, admittedly a tough act to follow, but a boring and uneventful time in office to say the least. Nothing gained, a few rights lost during his terms.
Really just a pretty boring dude altogether. Even with an electric guitar in his hands. Ever see him play? He looks as stiff as if he has a steel I-Beam for a spine even when he's playing what he calls rock and roll! He's about as loose as Pope freakin' Benedict! LOLOL! He's even uptight if he's playing with a decent musician as a guest on his Faux Newschannel one-hour-a-week late-night on the weekends' show, ingeniously entitled: "Huck-A-Bee." He has maybe two guitars in his entire arsenal and one of 'em is yellow or orange or sumthin' and is funnier than He_l!!! Sorry for the damnation allusion, there Mikey!
So the guy runs for Prez in '08 and winds up winning the way over-publicized Iowa caucuses. Now he imagines he's God-ordained for the Presidency or sumthing, for crying out loud! Shehehahalol. CAUCUSES for crying out loud. A state so small they have a coupla meetings to decide who wins their freakin' delegates. And not too surprising that a guy named Huck-A-Bee from a state like Arkansas would win Iowa over guyz like 'McCain the Urbane', Romney from Liberaland Massachussetts, and Giuliani who forgot to enter his name in the primaries and comes from NYC ennyway. He won a coupla more primaries, but in the end Urbane McCain got the nod and even the guy with a baseball glove of a name, Mitt, got more popular votes and won more primaries than Huck-A-Bee who strung the campaign out to the very end, aggrandizing himself in a futile effort to keep his silly babyface on your TV. He sure likes TV! :)