Thursday, February 9, 2012
UNABASHED ARTISTRY: SECRET WEAPON REVEALED-REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE POSTERS!
Unabashed Left's very first foray into the fine arts.
We proudly display our first poster entitled elegantly enough:
Don McLean sang praises of Vincent Van Gogh in
Has nuthin' on this Unabashed Artist.
Today, this writing project, Unabashed Left, moves yet another step beyond; compared to all the other mundane political essayists and bloggers. THE political blog which brought you the solemn triumvirate of Pulitzer and Nobel quality essays, teamed up with photo essays; but as if that wasn’t enuff we brought the spectacle of YouTube videos—music from every genre; from acid rock, to classic soft rock, to folk, to jazz, to rap, even country, yes country—all tied in to critiques of the military industrial complex, the Tea Baggin’ Tea “Party,” and the Republithief Presidential race! We have now introduced VISUAL ARTISTRY unlike any ever seen before! The poster above was the inaugural piece in this series. We seek to bring to our consumers far more than merely a reading experience, we wish to sate all the senses (our scientists are hard at work in the lab night and day figgerin’ out how to incorporate the olfactory nerves into the Unabashed experience-stay tuned!) as we seek to sway your views on the issues and the politicians of the day!
Different art forms at different times serve different purposes.
is a great painting deserving of accolades.
So are my posters.
We present today a trio of art pieces worthy of the frames into which I have ensconced them and enshrined them upon the “Closet Door Of Fame” in my living room. No doubt these pieces of fine art will have their detractors, primarily those of the right-wing political persuasion or Ron Paul fanatics (they’ll be outraged because he didn’t rate a cone on poster number two, since he’s never been either a front runner or threatened to win a primary or caucus), however any objective art critic will certainly recognize their merit as stand-alone statements of what a lefty with a bottle of Elmer’s glue, access to a laptop and an ink-jet printer can accomplish!
Poster #2 -
A tour de force of ice cream cones and glued heads of
Republican Presidential Candidates!
In the weeks to come, with the combination of written essays, music, photos and now fine art it is our objective to transform the one-time loyal but now no-longer-loyal opposition party into a sack of dirt. We will also seek to eliminate the last vestiges of the shortest-lived political phenomenon ever, the “Tea Party!” And we will use all the tools at our disposal to take from the One Percent and redistribute their wealth to the 99 Percent! BEWARE RIGHT WING: WE HAVE ONLY JUST BEGUN! THE PAST YEAR HAS MERELY BEEN THE OPENING SALVO! WE HAVE MANY MORE SECRET WEAPONS AT OUR DISPOSAL AND ABOUT TO BE REVEALED BEFORE NOVEMBER 6TH!! ! !
With this poster I even hint at the possibility of an Unabashed
Alexander Republican candidacy for the Presidency of the United States!
Tremble, tremble, tremble!
The caption reads:
"Yup, it's me, Steve "Unabashed Left" Alexander amongst
the Republithief Prez candidates. WHY? Same Reason Rick Perry
dove in! It's the weakest field ever-even Bozo could win. Unfortunately
for Perry, Bozo's more competent. If I win the nod, I'll just endorse
Barack. I'm no fool. Don't want that job at ALL! But think of
the book rights, the movie deal, Letterman, Leno..."
IT’S TIME TO TREMBLE REPUBLITHIEVES! FDR SAID “WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAR ITSELF!” YOU RIGHT WING GREEDSTERS HAVE EVERYTHING TO FEAR! PAYBACK IS A ‘WHAT,’ BOYS AND GIRLS??? ;O)
My closet door "Wall of Fame"
My posters plus to the far left is a photo of the real deal,
President Barack Obama
with Michelle and his