Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Political Pearls: BREAKING UNABASHED NEWS: ANGLE ON THE RANGEL ANGLE

Sharrrron "Fastest Woman On Earth" Angel responded tonight to reports by the world famous and always reliable Unabashed Left that deposed House Ways and Means Chairman Charlie "Wrangling" Rangel is going to be joining Connectut's Republican Senate Candidate Linda McMahon's World Wrestling Federation as a "wrestling comedian character" like Ms. McMahon's stable of wrestlers who target children to make a comedy out of assault and violence.  Angle said "Rangel's angle is stupid. He's out of shape and shouldn't wrestle.  If Rangel can wrangle a deal with the ethics committee, I, Sharon Angle, will stop angling for votes in Nevada if Rangel stops angling for votes on the commitee. This is the official Sharrron Angle Rangel Angle."  :)

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